Ill Nois! = Illinois

• Ah, Camping = Champaign
• CC: A Hog! = Chicago
• Cobra-Laden = Carbondale
• Hacking Email = Lake Michigan
• Rude Cat = Decatur
• Spider Fling = Springfield

Miaow = Iowa (plus M)

• Missed One = Des Moines
• Ponder a TV = Davenport
• Same = Ames
• Spare ID Card = Cedar Rapids
• Woo Later = Waterloo

Thanks for the M, Minnesota.

Ten K: Yuck = Kentucky

• Been Growling = Bowling Green
• Hmm, A TV Cameo = Mammoth Cave
• Lilies o’ Luv = Louisville
• Next Lingo = Lexington
• No Woes, Bro = Owensboro

One Saint = Minnesota (minus M)

• Ant Amok = Mankato
• I’m No Spaniel = Minneapolis
• I Slap Tuna = Saint Paul
• Lunatics Do = Saint Cloud
• The Scorer = Rochester

Minnesota gifted its M to Iowa.

Gravitie Wins = West Virginia

• Am Not Wrong = Morgantown
• Ever Regrowing = New River Gorge
• Not Hunting = Huntington
• Other Clans = Charleston
• Park Burgers = Parkersburg