A Chiming = Michigan

• A Calming Hike = Lake Michigan
• Kazoo Lama = Kalamazoo (a lama is a religious teacher)
• Lean Puppies Run = Upper Peninsula
• Toe Dirt = Detroit
• Rice Travesty = Traverse City
• Sparring Dad = Grand Rapids

Iiimppssss! = Mississippi

• No Jacks = Jackson
• Main Ride = Meridian
• Poulet = Tupelo (“Poulet” is French for “chicken.”)
• Food Rx = Oxford
• Eat This Grub = Hattiesburg

Bark Sane = Nebraska

• Ah … Amo = Omaha
• Snarling Dad = Grand Island
• Hotter Plant = North Platte
• Near Key = Kearney (changed from Re: Kenya)
• Yo, Mr. Chicken = Chimney Rock

Ah, Rain Control = North Carolina

• The Car Lot = Charlotte
• Hair Gel = Raleigh
• Leave it, Lefty = Fayetteville (changed from “Fit Yeti Leave”)
• Status, or Making Money? = Great Smoky Mountains
• Woman Listens = Winston-Salem

Ax Set = Texas

• All I Roam = Amarillo
• All Sad = Dallas
• A Slope = El Paso
• Is Tuna? = Austin
• Long Train = Arlington
• Onion Santa = San Antonio
• Ooh, Nuts = Houston