Hiya <<First Name>>,
Woo-hoo!
We hope you like it.
Happy reading!
– Jeff and Bob
PS. One reader suggested we write a poem about a creature that’s a mix between a centipede and a cow. Here’s the result …
The Centicow
A warning for bedtime, you sisters and brudders: the centicow tickles your face with her udders.
If you feel one don’t move and don’t start boo-hooing, just relax and enjoy the sound of her mooing.
Keep milking pails handy, you better have plenty, and cookies for dunking. I recommend centi. |